so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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