I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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