My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
they're like a gay fantastic four
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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