brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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