There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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