the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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