hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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