god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Houston, we have a blender
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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