he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Pants are for mortals
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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