Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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