he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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