Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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