we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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