so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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