They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I party with great urgency now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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