oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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