new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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