so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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