how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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