Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Acid is not a monday night drug
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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