I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Help. Why am I so naked?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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