On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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