The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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