why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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