There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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