Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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