Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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