No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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