Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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