I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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