I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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