i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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