I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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