Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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