so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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