I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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