Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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