i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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