thus making me awesome and them whores
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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