WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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