dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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