I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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