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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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