This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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