Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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