It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I wear drunk well.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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