I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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