"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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