Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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