Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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