Porn is love you can see.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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