I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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