I will die if light touches me.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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