I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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