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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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