People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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