Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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