I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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